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I tripped my nan with my dildo
03/09/09Lucinda from Norwhich
I doubt many people are able to claim this, but I tripped my Nan up with my dildo. This will make little sense right now. I had a range of toys, including vibes, dildos, even the odd butt plug, but my favourite was the most basic of all. It was a dull grey dildo. No motor, no multi speed functions, just a metal phallis and I loved it! I use it most nights and am often inclined to just stick it by my head after I'm done. It must have rolled outwards a little because I was woken up by a scream and a thud and then the sight of granny on the floor next to my vibrator. She had walked in to turn my light off and taken a tumble. She was fine and got straight up, but how embarrassing. I think the stupidest part of this story is the fact she told me to watch where I put my pencil case. That’s certainly not one for the Grandkids.
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