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I sat on his face and broke his nose

I sat on his face and broke his nose

12/10/09

Betty from Barry

I am of a larger frame let’s say, and it’s safe to say that my husband ‘appreciates’ my padding. He has always said that he was attracted to my fuller figure and we often used his passion for the flab when we got down to it in the bedroom. However, it was his passion that lead to quite an embarrassing moment and his broken nose.

It happened one weekend. We had been out with a few friends and were more than a little worse for wear when we got in. Stumbling through the front door I kicked off my heels when he whispered in my ear “get upstairs love I’m going to lock up”. Giggling, I ran up the stairs and got myself comfy under the covers. He came in a few minutes later in just his boxers. We got intimate quickly and were in the middle of things when he suddenly said “sit on my face love”. This wasn’t the first time he had requested it but I had said no every time. However, the drink had loosened me up so I decided to go for it. I stood up over him, staring into his eyes. He was gagging for it but before I could lower myself down he grabbed my bum cheek and pulled me down - big mistake.

I’m a big girl and my balance isn’t great at the best of times but the combination of wobbly mattress and rose wine caused me to fall, straight down on to his face. There was a loud squelch and then silence. “Are you ok love” I asked, panicked at first. About a second passed before I heard some heavy breathing which I had wrongly taken to be pleasure. I moved about a bit before getting up. It was then I noticed he had blood spattered all over his face - I had broken his nose! I drove him to A & E and safe to say, did not reveal what had happened to the doctors!

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