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I just thought he wanted me to pee on him

I just thought he wanted me to pee on him

29/09/09

Tina from St Ives

I was in Faliraki about 3/4 years ago. The girls and I were on the beach having a dip after hitting the clubs. We were out of our heads and probably making right idiots of ourselves as usual. It eventually got too cold so we ran back to the chairs to get dressed again. Our stuff was everywhere but once I’d got my bits together I noticed there was a cute guy on the chairs opposite.

“Phwwoooaar look at him” I heard my mate Lucy say. I was very drunk and feeling quite naughty so I walked over. “Hi", I said. He looked me up and down with a smile. I signalled to the girls that I would stay behind and they walked off giggling. We chatted for a bit and I found out that he was actually from a village not far from where I grew up. With the small talk over, there was nothing left to do but get to grips with one another on the wooden chairs. It was difficult to manoeuvre but we eventually managed quite a good doggy.

I was very close to finishing when he said ‘I’d love a little shower’- which as it turned out, was just, quite simply because he was sweaty and hot.

Now, I took this comment to mean something entirely different. I had seen videos where girls would pee on guys. Most people find it disgusting, but I had always thought that I would like to give it a try, but had just been too scared to mention it to any of my other partners. I pushed him back with hand and gave him a cheeky look. “Lie down I said” which I now know, that he took to mean that I was going on top. However, I, being the complete fool I am, thought he was going to lay in wait for my have a cheeky wee on him.

Leaning down over him, legs astride, I let a trickle fall on him. He didn’t react at first, but once he had realised what I was doing, he sat up and pushed me right over. “What the hell... you disgusting b£%&h”.

“But I thought......” I murmured. He wasn’t listening though; he put his shirt on and stormed off. “your sick!” he shouted. I haven’t told anybody about this, but I would imagine I will go down in pub folk law with that guy's mates. How embarrassing!

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