I farted in bed with the guy of my dreams

Added on 16/08/09

Lucy from Broxbourne

I never ever thought I would be saying this, but I farted during sex with a guy I had fancied for years. It happened in Ibiza a couple of months ago. I went away with the girls after a nightmare of a year at work and was ready to let my hair down!

It happened on the last night. We were in a bar as we couldn’t handle clubbing that night and fancied something quieter when I clocked a familiar face at the bar. I couldn’t believe it, it was Andy, a guy I had liked since school. I didn't know whether to go over and spent about 5 minutes trying to justify why I shouldn't, although the main reason was that I had no make up on. I decided not to, but to my horror, my mate Alice marched right over to him and dragged him by the hand. I was so embarrassed because I was having a frizzy hair day as well. We got talking anyway and one thing lead to another. I left the girls in the bar to head back to his.

Things were going really well and we showered together before getting down to it in the bed. However, it was during a particularly tricky manoeuvre that I let rip, and loudly! I was so shocked and the look on his face said it all. Although many girls would probably try and change the subject quickly, I actually said 'God its the beer' in the hope he would see the sfunny side. He was disgusted but he tried to carry on as if nothing happened. As if it couldn't get any worse,it actually stank the room out and the mood was well and truly killed off. Needles to say Andy didn’t call me when we got home to England.