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I bit off more than I could chew
30/10/09By Lisa from Crawley
Essentially, the main message of this story is that I bit my boyfriend’s penis off. Well ok, not clean off, but I certainly took a fair chuck off of the top. It happened last New Year’s eve after a fair few hours of drinking. We spent that year in Dublin with his sister and we had booked ourselves into the prettiest hotel I had ever stayed in.
After a long night of alcohol fuelled well wishing and partying at his sister’s place, we headed back to the hotel. We spent very little time in getting saucy and before long he had his head firmly between my thighs, showing me exactly how much he loves me!
Once I had reached climax I began to return the favour. He was moaning and groaning and I could tell he loved every minute. After about 10 minutes of going for it he let me know in no certain times that he was about to blow. However, what was to happen next is certainly something we won’t forget.
Just as he began to ejaculate, he attempted to place his finger up my back side. This was to prove to be a bad move on his part because as he knows, I absolutely hate that and it caused me to bite down in a reflex response. Next thing we knew, we were in A&E. 25 stitches later and a great deal of embarrassment, it is safe to say that he avoids my bum at all costs now!
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