Cone Vibrator: The Truth About The Cone

What is the Cone?

Word is out, The Cone it seems, is being talked about unashamedly everywhere. From Jonathan Ross to Fern Britton, this beauty is fast on its way to climaxing at the same dizzy glorious heights of its predecessor; the infamous Rampant Rabbit.

This is the sex toy of the naughty noughties. A revolutionary new shape, the hands free design is something which has never been seen before, leaving both your mind and hands to wander to more interesting realms, be it yourself or with a partner. It’s designed to send you crazy with unadulterated pleasure.

General info about the Cone you didn’t know

The 8th wonder of the world can now be yours to own in your very own bedroom and once you’ve straddled this mini pyramid you’ll be in 7th heaven. Now, now ladies, lets not be selfish here.

• His and hers toy
  Understandably once you’ve tried this you will want to keep it all for yourself, but the Cone is actually unisex, meaning he can also join in the fun. Has your bloke ever felt threatened and disheartened by the sheer size and girth of replica penis dildos and vibrators? Massage his ego as there is no longer any stiff competition in the bedroom with this contemporary funky coloured cone.
• Subtle
  Burying your embarrassing sex toys under a mountain of knickers can also become a thing of the past with its bright and chic innovative design. Scare children no longer should they happen to sneak into your room. Inoffensive and pretty non descript, the Cone gets to live outside the knickers draw, within easy reach perfect for those steamy spontaneous moments of sexylicious passion.
• Throw your own party, in your pants
  Similarly sized to a party hat, the nifty Cone delivers a screaming party in your pants in good time, which definitely can’t be said for some parties. Designed to get you orgasming within minutes, there are no excuses needed to have some fun. It’s a party in a box all on its own. Even dowdy daytime TV presenter Fern Britton admits and agrees; ‘Orgasms are guaranteed with this’ (2009) whilst on live television.
• Gentle, safe and durable
  Though slightly bizarre in appearance, after one try its easy to get the hang of and witout a doubt you’ll be wanting to practice over and over again. It delivers repetitive mind bowing orgasms without fail every time at the quick flick of a button. If it fails to get you off, Jonathan Ross cheekily remarks ‘…you’ve been dead for 7 years!’ though I’m sure this will soon get your heart will start racing again!

How does the Cone work?

Vary the speed and intensity of The Cone with its 16 different (discreetly quiet) speed settings; there’s an individual combination to suit all sexual desires and appetites. Crank up those dials for an intense dose of unadulterated pleasure, or keep things slow and build up to the penultimate explosion. For fulfilling those moments when you just want a quickie, a fast paced burst of pure joy, simply hit Orgasm mode for pulsating satisfaction.

Spice up your sex life today by experimenting with the Cone from both angles as it tentatively strokes outer erogenous zones or plunges further and crank it higher for endless satisfaction. Whatever you are, don’t judge it before you’ve tried it, we can guarantee you’ll never regret buying it.

What positions can I use the Cone in?

The Cone can be used in a wildly tantalising multitude of ways,; thrust your way to climax reclining or squatting. Stimulate G-Spots from behind or your clitoris from the front. Front door, back door, the options are bounded only by the realms of imagination. Have a look on http://www.sexyfun.co.uk/fun-vibrators/the-cone.html for some inspiration on what fun positions to try if you’re stuck.