Winter Olympic athletes to receive free sex toys
Added on 25/01/10
Author: Vicki Ball
The winner of any winter Olympic event firstly deserves their medal right? And of course the publicity that goes hand in hand with sporting success. What about a dildo? Baffled? So are we, but according to techy publication, Digitial Spy, a sex toy retailer, based in Vancouver, will be commemorating the fact that its city is hosting the winter games, by providing all athletes with free sex accessories.
Fancy watching the giant slalom with a kinky vibe in hand? What’s more, imagine the curling champions reigning down on 42 pounds of granite, with nothing but a jelly vibe, or a bobsleigher, parking themselves comfortably onto a remote controlled vibrator before taking to the slopes? Will the downhill racers be getting down and dirty after the event?
Whilst US based Womyns’Ware won’t be going quite that far, they will be offering a 10% discount for all event ticket holders and a free sex toy guide for all pass holders.
Janna Stylets, the co-owner of the sex store claims they had thought of the initiative, after learning that sex and sports go hand in hand as they are both great for maintaining a healthy heart. She also adds: "Statistically I've read that sex is more often engaged in during the winter months, just like the luge." The company’s website also states "Sexuality is part of the human condition... Can't see why athletes, locals and tourists would STOP being sexual during the games!"
The question is, will the sexy goods be putting a spring in the athletes' step this coming February? |
