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Sex toys unearthed by UK landlords
04/03/10So you’re moving house and it’s the day of the big move, with check list after check list you have probably made sure you have just about everything bar the kitchen sink. What about your dildos? Bemused? Work with me because according to a recent poll of 1000 landlords across the UK, sex toys are the items we most frequently leave behind when we move.
The British poll revealed that we in the UK leave anything behind from 1970s pornographic magazines, raunchy underwear, and bondage equipment and of course, the classic vibe!
The author of the report claims that tenants need to be more attentive when moving out to avoid such embarrassment. He also ‘toys’ with the idea that a dildo free home will entitle them to their full deposit back. Ok, so this isn’t exactly what he said but he was implying that tenants would more likely to receive their full deposit, provided they ensure that they clean the premises properly.
We’re pretty sure that if you got your hands on the likes of the Fleur De Lis Vibrators, you wouldn’t be leaving those anywhere. The same definitely applies for our range of Strap Ons.
We have an entire range of sex accessories that we can guarantee you won't be able to put down, let alone leave behind
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